Boiled food

Boils are quite tasty.

- Justin, on feeding himself (yet again)

Catfood, yum yum

I've eaten cat-food.

- Justin, on feeding himself (again)

Leeches

If they applied leeches to me and they sucked all of the blood from my body, would my blood pressure go up or down?

- Justin, on medieval medicine.

No worries about sheep

The thing about sheep is: they can't press charges.

- Justin, on matters legal.

Getting high

I think I'm high on chicken.

- Justin, on post-Nando's euphoria.

Blow ups

Justin: I'm waiting for a blow-up.
Me: What's a blow-up?
Justin: When I say the wrong thing.

- Justin, contemplating the inevitable.

More gas-lighting

Gas-lighting is on my bucket-list.
But not in a creepy way.

- Justin, definitely not being creepy