Hippos

Something about a hippo?

- Justin, on root cause analysis.

The dating game

Dave: She pretty much talked at me all night.

Justin: I don't think I could handle that. I'd probably end up in a relationship.

- Justin, on dating.

Tea

I was 10 and made honeysuckle tea. It was somewhat toxic so I gave it to my uncle.

- Justin, on childhood.

Coffee

"I had some coffee this morning and it made me afraid to talk."

- Justin, on why there's less crazy than usual today.

Bananas?

"Isn't it cool that bananas open at the top not the bottom."

- Justin, handling his banana.

Even fishier

"I had some, and then I had a funny stomach so I'm eating it again."

- Justin, on eating fish.

Fishy

"I think a piece of fish might have fallen down me."

- Justin, explaining why he's patting himself down.

Nosebag

"Why is Justin eating out of a bag?"

- Lawrence, in disbelief.

Grice

"Grice for moon, Grice for Shrek"

- Justin, reason utterly inexplicable.

Wet

"I think I just wet myself"

- Justin, reason unknown and unknowable

Smaller now...

"Helen, why are you so tall?"

"Oh, wait, I'm just smaller".

- Justin, having sat on a lower chair than usual.