Damp flatulence

I just blew a bubble out of my bottom.

- Justin, forever blowing bubbles.

Jagerturds

Grant: Justin, does your shit smell like Jagerbombs?
Justin: Not yet...

- Justin, planning to improve the aroma

Boiled food

Boils are quite tasty.

- Justin, on feeding himself (yet again)

Catfood, yum yum

I've eaten cat-food.

- Justin, on feeding himself (again)