Dallas

It's a person called Dallas. I never realised that until I watched the film.

- Justin, on Debbie Does Dallas

But I don't understand "Debbie Does New Orleans", the follow-up...

Sheep

Sheep are annoying. They headbutt you for no reason at all.

- Justin, on sheep

Not Safe For Work

Browsing Google Image Search results...

Rob: I can't believe you actually clicked on that!
Justin: Well, I didn't see her nipples!
Rob: There wasn't anything else!

- Justin, on what constitutes appropriate online content in the office

Snot

Bogies? What are bogies?

- Justin, after expelling Cthulhu from his nostrils