Journalism

Why are you being so weird?

- Justin, noticing me writing down exactly what he is saying

Space

The weirdest thing about space is that it's all upside down;
but the worst thing about being in space would be having a poo.

- Justin, on the essentials of space travel

Cross-dressing

I am wearing girls' socks, because they were mistakenly put in my laundry bag by the woman that washes my clothes.

- Justin, on accidental cross-dressing

That's not me!

- Justin, on being identified as an Eastern European rave dancer

Dallas

It's a person called Dallas. I never realised that until I watched the film.

- Justin, on Debbie Does Dallas

But I don't understand "Debbie Does New Orleans", the follow-up...

Sheep

Sheep are annoying. They headbutt you for no reason at all.

- Justin, on sheep

Not Safe For Work

Browsing Google Image Search results...

Rob: I can't believe you actually clicked on that!
Justin: Well, I didn't see her nipples!
Rob: There wasn't anything else!

- Justin, on what constitutes appropriate online content in the office