The bin (2)

You know how I said that I liked eating out of a bins? Well, I don't!

It's just that I threw away some of yesterday's leftover pizza this morning... and now I want to go dig it out and eat it.

- Justin, revisiting the issue of feeding himself

The bin

I've eaten stuff from the bin before.

- Justin, on feeding himself.

Lunchbox

I just saw your lunchbox and remembered I've got a lunchbox too but it needs washing.

- Justin, on his "lunchbox"

Pissed.

I've never had a man piss on me but I have drunk piss.  It tasted like dirty water.

Skinky

"I don't smell, a stink bug fell on me". - Justin, humming.

Toilet

Ok, I'm not going back in that toilet.  I heard strange noises.  I thought there was a monkey in there.

- Justin, on the pub toilet.

Alley

It was weird though, I went there and they were doing it down the alley.

- Justin on Morris Dancing.