Stuff Justin Said

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

I've eaten stuff from the bin before.

- Justin, on feeding himself.

I just saw your lunchbox and remembered I've got a lunchbox too but it needs washing.

- Justin, on his "lunchbox"

I've never had a man piss on me but I have drunk piss. It tasted like dirty water.

"I don't smell, a stink bug fell on me". - Justin, humming.

Ok, I'm not going back in that toilet. I heard strange noises. I thought there was a monkey in there.

- Justin, on the pub toilet.

It was weird though, I went there and they were doing it down the alley.

- Justin on Morris Dancing.

I have to sleep with my iPad, it's where the charger is.

- Justin, on love of his iPad.