Cross-dressing

I am wearing girls' socks, because they were mistakenly put in my laundry bag by the woman that washes my clothes.

- Justin, on accidental cross-dressing

That's not me!

- Justin, on being identified as an Eastern European rave dancer

Dallas

It's a person called Dallas. I never realised that until I watched the film.

- Justin, on Debbie Does Dallas

But I don't understand "Debbie Does New Orleans", the follow-up...

Sheep

Sheep are annoying. They headbutt you for no reason at all.

- Justin, on sheep

Not Safe For Work

Browsing Google Image Search results...

Rob: I can't believe you actually clicked on that!
Justin: Well, I didn't see her nipples!
Rob: There wasn't anything else!

- Justin, on what constitutes appropriate online content in the office

Snot

Bogies? What are bogies?

- Justin, after expelling Cthulhu from his nostrils

The bin (2)

You know how I said that I liked eating out of a bins? Well, I don't!

It's just that I threw away some of yesterday's leftover pizza this morning... and now I want to go dig it out and eat it.

- Justin, revisiting the issue of feeding himself