Skinky

"I don't smell, a stink bug fell on me". - Justin, humming.

Toilet

Ok, I'm not going back in that toilet.  I heard strange noises.  I thought there was a monkey in there.

- Justin, on the pub toilet.

Alley

It was weird though, I went there and they were doing it down the alley.

- Justin on Morris Dancing.

iPad

I have to sleep with my iPad, it's where the charger is.

- Justin, on love of his iPad.

Donkey

Need a donkey.

- Justin, ordering a drink.

Lift me up

It's like this game where they make you sit down interlocking arms. They say they're going to lift you up but really they just hold you down and someone sticks their bum in your face.

- Justin, on games.

Sorry for the noise

I'm sorry about that noise. I was trying to lift myself off my chair without using my feet because my big toe is trying to cut the other one.

- Justin, on odd noises he makes.